With a gap of not even 5 minutes inbetween. I'm starting to think that perhaps scientists are slowly injecting the devil into my veins to see what happens.
Well this is it.
We were sat in English reading out Journey's End, I have now perfected my cockney waiter accent, and Lois (a sick and twisted girl who started a paedophilic rumour about herself) was staring at Lacey intensely. So Lacey being a bigmouth said to her 'What are you looking at pervert?' and Lois' eyes darted away like... a dart. So I went too far as per by saying 'Yeah I thought you liked the young'uns anyway?'
She walked out and then I was informed she was crying. I felt a pang of guilt but hey, she's a paedo.
Second victim of the Toddinator was Robyn an attention seeking conversation interjecting swine of an oxygen waster. I know this sounds mean but if you knew her you would agree with my insult/analysis. She decided to have a go at me for making Lois cry so I cut her down with my possibly too sarcastic words and she said 'Go stuff yourself'
So I said 'Go cut yourself' as she likes to brag about this. So she dramatically sat down in a huff, lifted her sleeve and showes her tiny bicep cuts to an innocent Jess who was sat next to her.
She then got up and huffed out after pushing over a chair that she tripped over.
Consequently I have finally realised I need to think before I speak.
On a lighter note, I had a lovely time at Glen's and his Mum makes bitchin' enchilladas.
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